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[Music]

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[School bell rings]

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It's not my fault.

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It's totally your fault.

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Don't blame me.

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Blame the manufacturer.

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I am blaming you.

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What's a manufacturer?

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And you can also blame
your mom for buyin' you

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low quality underwear.

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My mom tries to be
responsible and save money.

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It cost a nickel.

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Don't make this about my mother.

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Don't-- a whole nickel.

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Oh. She must-- hey, will
you guys stop already?

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What's the problem now?

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Sam tried to give Gibby a wedgie.

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Yeah, and this happened.

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And they were new.

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Wait, she-- yes, she
yanked Gibby's underwear

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right out of his pants.

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Like it's my fault, his mom
buys him cheap-o underwear.

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They were workin' just fine
'til you manhandled them.

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Good morning, young
citizens of the planet.

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Go ahead and take your seats.

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I'm sure you're all
as psyched as I am.

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It's that time of the year again.

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Time for his yearly shower?

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It's national green week.

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Yehey.

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No.

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Okay, now we all know
it's cool to recycle

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and be kind to the planet every week.

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Can I be excused?

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You need to go to the restroom?

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Nah, I just hate this.

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But seriously guys, we
gotta spread the word:

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Reduce, reuse, recycle.

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Who wants to sing the jingle?

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I bet Carly wants to sing it.

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Oh, you'd lose that bet.

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Yes, come on.

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 Reduce, reuse, and recycle 


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 cha 


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all right.

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Now, to celebrate n.G.
W., I want everyone

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to do an original project that
benefits the environment.

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Like switching to those curly-q
fluorescent light bulbs?

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Yes, but that bores me.

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What about really big
fluorescent light bulbs?

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Gibby, go stand in the corner.

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Ah, mustard.

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Can't I just conserve water
by not flushing the toilet

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for a few days?

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I said original.

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I got rid of my toilet
two years ago because--

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who needs a toilet when you
have a backyard and a shovel?

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Yes.

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Good, Freddie, good.

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Um, how much will this project
count toward our final grade?

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A lot.

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Oh.

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But remember, you can always
get extra credit by joining me

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on the root and berry retreat.

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What's the root and berry retreat?

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Oh, you see, one weekend every
year, I take a few students

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on a magical trip
deep into the forest.

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But if we get a good grade
on our environment project,

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then we don't have to go
on the retreat, right?

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Well, true, but it's a lot
of fun and-- [Door knocking]

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Excuse me.

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I'm Gibby's mother.

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He texted me saying he needed these.

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Gibby?

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Thanks, mom.

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Mm-hmm.

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Not in here.

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Whoa.

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Gibby.

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No.

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No.

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Prudes.

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In five, four, three,
two-- 
 I know, you see 


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 somehow the world 


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 will change for me 


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 and be so wonderful 


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 live life, breathe air 


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 I know somehow 


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 we're gonna get there 


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 and feel so wonderful 


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 it's all for real 


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 I'm telling you 


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 just how I feel 


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 so wake up 


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 the members of my nation 


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 it's your time to be 


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 there's no chance 


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 unless you take one 


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 and it's time to see 


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 the brighter side

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of every situation 


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 some things are meant to be 


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 so give your best 


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Okay worms, let's see
what we gotta do here.

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A fun way to help our environment
is by creating a composter.

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Basically, you fill a box
with dirt and worms.

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Then you place all your leftover
food scraps into the box.

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Yehey.

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What's more fun than a box full
a dirty worms and rotten food?

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The worms will eat the food
scraps and then produce poo.

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Poo?

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Now, before you start your composter--
don't you mean compooster?

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--Pick up one of your worms
and check to make sure

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it's pink and plump.

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All right.

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I can pick up a worm.

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[squeals]

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Oh, you stuck to the ceiling.

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[Door knocking]

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It's Freddie.

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It's open.

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What is that?

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This is my green week project;
The latest in high-tech

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composting technology.

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Composting?

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Uh-huh.

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I imported my worms from Portugal.

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Oh.

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Fancy.

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What's that stuff?

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Nothing.

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It's my lunch.

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Don't look at it.

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Hey, you guys, check
out my tomato plant.

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I grew it from just one
seed all by myself.

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Oh, what's that thing?

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It's the best composter in the
history of the world, okay?

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Oh, wait, were you gonna
build a composter, too?

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I was.

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean--oh, one sec.

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Oh, time to massage the worms.

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Why do the worms need to be massaged?

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It helps their digestion
and self confidence.

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Later.

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See you.

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Bye.

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Now what's my project gonna be?

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I don't wanna go deep into the
forest with mister henning.

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Help me think of a new project.

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Okay.

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Hey.

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I still have the electric motor
I bought from that redheaded

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Eskimo lady.

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So?

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So, I can hook it up to
your old scooter and make--

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an electric scooter.

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That's perfect.

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And I'll ride it to school
instead of taking the bus.

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Right.

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And that way the bus won't
have to carry your weight

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and it'll burn less fuel.

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I don't weigh that much.

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I know.

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But every pound counts.

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You think I'm pudgy.

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I didn't say that.

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Maybe I should leave the room
before my skirt explodes.

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I don't think that-- oh.

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A worm fell on my head.

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[Music]

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Come on, come on, come on.

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Hey.

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I don't know what it is,
but you better hurry up

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and get it to the dork festival.

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This is my green week project
for mister Henning's class.

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[Beeping]

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One sec.

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What is that?

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Beef Stroganoff.

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You forgot about your green
week project, didn't you?

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I didn't forget.

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I chose not to do it.

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Okay.

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Well, then I guess you're gonna
have to choose to go on the root

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and berry retreat to get extra credit.

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Yeah.

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Here's my worried look.

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Oh no, meah, meah.

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[Music]

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Hey move, lady.

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I'm helping the environment.

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Stupid hippie.

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Oh, man.

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I hear you laughing.

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So, in just three days, my composter
has produced over 15 pounds

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of organic fertilizer enough to
fill four large garbage bags,

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and I ain't just talkin' trash.

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Well, Freddie, it looks like
you've put a lot of work

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into this project.

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I did.

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What do you think?

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Look, it's fine.

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But it's not new, or
exciting, or good.

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But I imported my worms from Portugal.

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And do you realize how much
jet fuel an airplane uses

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to fly here fromortugal?

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Ah-- burning jet fuel is very bad
for the environment, Freddie.

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Gyah.

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But at least it-- d-minus.

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But-- sit.

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Yes, sir.

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Who wants to go next?

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Sam does.

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Dude-- Sam, you're up.

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Behold, the humble orange.

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So many of our foods and beverages
today are sold with all kinds

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of needless packaging
which ends up right

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in our nation's trash cans.

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Well, I say to heck with packaging.

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If I'm thirsty, I can just do this-- hmm.
That was refreshing.

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But wait. Now I'm hungry.

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Hmm, what should I-- you see?

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I just had a drink and a snack.

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And now, I simply dispose of the
biodegradable orange carcass.

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Bravo.

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Bravo, Sam.

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Noooo!

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She just jammed her
thumb into an orange.

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No.

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She jammed her thumb into the future.

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That's an "a" for you, Sam.

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Thank you, mister henning.

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All right.

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Wesley, why don't you-- I'm here.

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Carly?

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You look awful.

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Thanks.

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What happened to you?

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What happened?

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I tried to make an electric
scooter to cut down

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on the need for gasoline-powered
transportation.

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But it only goes like four miles
an hour, and it shorts out

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when it gets wet, and the
seat hurts my bottom.

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Well, Carly, do you know
how much power is needed

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to charge a huge battery like that?

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Uh, I don't know, like,
you--it was--some?

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A lot.

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You would have created
a much less pollution

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by just taking the bus.

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But what if-- I'm afraid I'm going
to have to give you a d-- aw.

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--Minus.

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Aww.

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But you can still get extra
credit by joining me

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on the root and berry retreat.

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Aww.

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Ahhh.

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[Music]

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[Knocking on door]

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Hi.

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Hey.

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Oh, look at your electric scooter.

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Your poor, barbecued electric scooter.

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I know.

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Well, maybe Spencer
could help you fix it.

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It's okay, don't worry about it.

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Wow, you're in a good mood for
someone who just got a d-minus

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on her science project.

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'Cause mister henning said
he'd give me the weekend

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to come up with a new project.

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Ah, so you might not have to go
on the root and berry retreat.

271
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Not after I get an "a"
on this, I won't.

272
00:12:40,804 --> 00:12:41,504
Whatcha makin'?

273
00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:44,141
A completely environmentally
safe pesticide.

274
00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:46,414
Uh-oh, I'm bored.

275
00:12:46,452 --> 00:12:47,986
No, this is cool.

276
00:12:48,023 --> 00:12:50,357
I'm inventing a safe pesticide
that'll kill the bugs,

277
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,695
but not hurt the environment.

278
00:12:51,732 --> 00:12:54,466
I just want a boyfriend.

279
00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:55,405
Pay attention.

280
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,208
Okay.

281
00:12:56,244 --> 00:13:00,913
Now watch, I'm gonna spray this
tomato plant with my pesticide.

282
00:13:00,956 --> 00:13:03,190
And now, if any bugs try to eat
it, my pesticide will kill 'em

283
00:13:03,228 --> 00:13:10,300
before any harm can come to the
plant or to the environment.

284
00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:11,312
Is that supposed to happen?

285
00:13:11,348 --> 00:13:12,883
No.

286
00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:14,519
[Music]

287
00:13:24,548 --> 00:13:26,516
I'm a plant murderer.

288
00:13:26,553 --> 00:13:27,720
One day they'll make a movie about me

289
00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:30,324
called "the plant murderer."

290
00:13:30,364 --> 00:13:31,197
Carly.

291
00:13:31,232 --> 00:13:31,665
Hey, come here.

292
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:36,103
I want you to meet a guy I found.

293
00:13:36,145 --> 00:13:36,945
This is Cal.

294
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:37,313
Hi.

295
00:13:37,348 --> 00:13:37,847
Hey.

296
00:13:37,882 --> 00:13:38,549
How are you?

297
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,016
He just moved in to our building.

298
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:40,719
Nice.

299
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:44,456
So, Cal, you got a teenage brother,
maybe one a little better

300
00:13:44,497 --> 00:13:46,765
lookin' than you?

301
00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:48,337
Uh, no, I don't.

302
00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:49,841
Cal and I met down
in the laundry room.

303
00:13:49,878 --> 00:13:51,345
He let me borrow his stain stick.

304
00:13:51,382 --> 00:13:52,348
Yeah.

305
00:13:52,384 --> 00:13:53,117
Can I get that back?

306
00:13:53,153 --> 00:13:55,087
Oh, yeah, sure.

307
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,826
This is a pepperoni stick.

308
00:13:57,865 --> 00:13:58,431
Oh my God.

309
00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:00,367
I'm in trouble.

310
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,538
Look, we'd love to hang out
and talk about laundry

311
00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:05,345
and stain sticks, but if I
don't come up with an idea

312
00:14:05,384 --> 00:14:07,852
for a new science project by
tonight-- Cal is gonna help you

313
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,291
come up with the best
science project ever.

314
00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:10,996
I'm a science student.

315
00:14:11,031 --> 00:14:13,032
I was majoring in quantum
physics at m.I.T.

316
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:13,703
Wow.

317
00:14:13,738 --> 00:14:16,005
Whatever.

318
00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:17,310
So your brother tells
me you need to come up

319
00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:19,113
with a special project for green week.

320
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:19,917
Yeah, I do.

321
00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:21,486
And I only have two days.

322
00:14:21,523 --> 00:14:27,328
Well, what would you say if I
told you that we could build

323
00:14:27,372 --> 00:14:31,274
a compact power
generator only this big

324
00:14:31,315 --> 00:14:33,383
that gives off no pollution?

325
00:14:33,388 --> 00:14:34,454
You could do that?

326
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:35,290
Sure.

327
00:14:35,326 --> 00:14:36,092
We could start tonight.

328
00:14:36,129 --> 00:14:37,396
Awesome, thanks.

329
00:14:37,432 --> 00:14:38,932
Hey, Cal, you wanna
see my tomato plant

330
00:14:38,969 --> 00:14:40,503
that I grew from one tiny seed?

331
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:40,940
Sure.

332
00:14:40,975 --> 00:14:44,077
No, he doesn't.

333
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:44,816
Why not?

334
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:52,492
I want him to-- [Music]

335
00:14:52,506 --> 00:14:55,106
You're a plant murderer.

336
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,424
Okay, hand me the static polarizer.

337
00:15:02,461 --> 00:15:05,730
Ah, static polarizer-- blue handle.

338
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,371
Ah.

339
00:15:07,408 --> 00:15:09,608
Hey, in solitaire, what
goes on a black queen?

340
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:10,680
Red Jack.

341
00:15:10,716 --> 00:15:11,114
Oh.

342
00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:11,916
I don't have a red Jack.

343
00:15:11,951 --> 00:15:15,787
Shucks for you.

344
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,295
This is the coolest power
generator I've ever seen.

345
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,134
Not that I've seen an
uncool power generator,

346
00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:21,938
but you know what I mean.

347
00:15:21,976 --> 00:15:23,109
Yeah.

348
00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:25,046
Farkle wrench?

349
00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:25,717
This thing?

350
00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:29,888
M-hmm.

351
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:35,368
French fry.

352
00:15:35,411 --> 00:15:36,144
Ketchup?

353
00:15:36,181 --> 00:15:37,781
Oh.

354
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,261
I need a red Jack.

355
00:15:43,298 --> 00:15:44,898
Man, I hate solitaire.

356
00:15:44,935 --> 00:15:46,102
Well, what do you
expect from a card game

357
00:15:46,138 --> 00:15:48,739
invented for the lonely?

358
00:15:48,779 --> 00:15:52,012
Joy?

359
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,085
All right, Carly.

360
00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:57,727
Use this to zero out the
compression modulator.

361
00:15:57,765 --> 00:15:59,031
Me?

362
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:01,702
Just put it on this valve and
turn it counter-clockwise

363
00:16:01,742 --> 00:16:04,109
till you see 0.0.

364
00:16:04,148 --> 00:16:06,849
Okay.

365
00:16:06,888 --> 00:16:10,857
Counter-clockwise.

366
00:16:10,898 --> 00:16:12,565
Oh, 0.0.

367
00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:16,538
I'm a physicist.

368
00:16:16,579 --> 00:16:18,246
Alright.

369
00:16:18,284 --> 00:16:25,922
Now for the main fuel supply.

370
00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:28,504
Cool.

371
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:29,609
What is that?

372
00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:31,579
The main fuel supply.

373
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,684
Yeah, but what's it made of?

374
00:16:33,722 --> 00:16:36,523
Uh, let's just say it
comes from nature.

375
00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:38,495
Oh, perfect for green week.

376
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:39,567
Yep.

377
00:16:39,602 --> 00:16:43,471
Here we go.

378
00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:44,479
Red Jack?

379
00:16:44,515 --> 00:16:45,482
No.

380
00:16:45,517 --> 00:16:46,483
Having fun?

381
00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:48,120
No.

382
00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:49,891
And done.

383
00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:50,761
Awesome.

384
00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:52,998
So how much can we
power with this thing?

385
00:16:53,036 --> 00:16:56,537
Oh, I'd say the whole
west side of Seattle.

386
00:16:56,578 --> 00:16:57,778
Wow.

387
00:16:57,814 --> 00:16:59,748
Why doesn't everyone
have one of these?

388
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:04,855
Because some people are
afraid of progress.

389
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:05,631
Oh.

390
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,601
Well okay.

391
00:17:07,639 --> 00:17:08,272
Ready?

392
00:17:08,307 --> 00:17:16,546
Yeah, fire this bad boy up.

393
00:17:16,595 --> 00:17:18,128
Hey, it works.

394
00:17:18,165 --> 00:17:20,266
Okay, I'm totally gonna
get an a-plus on this.

395
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:24,307
You should.

396
00:17:24,348 --> 00:17:27,984
Hey, this thing could power
a computer, some lights,

397
00:17:28,024 --> 00:17:30,058
and a couple of video cameras
at the same time, right?

398
00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:31,395
Easy. Why?

399
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,000
I wanna use it for my next Web show.

400
00:17:33,036 --> 00:17:36,939
Oh, it's got plenty of power for that.

401
00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:37,580
You wanna see?

402
00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:39,215
Sure.

403
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,430
Hey, hey.

404
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,200
Whoa.

405
00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:48,404
Hey, could you turn it down a little?

406
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,945
Ah.

407
00:17:50,984 --> 00:17:59,657
I think you better turn it off.

408
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:05,609
Found the red Jack.

409
00:18:05,654 --> 00:18:11,457
In five, four, three,
two-- bwaaaaaaaah!

410
00:18:11,502 --> 00:18:13,035
Bwaaaaaaaah!

411
00:18:13,073 --> 00:18:13,872
I'm not Carly.

412
00:18:13,908 --> 00:18:14,774
And I'm not Sam.

413
00:18:14,811 --> 00:18:16,878
But this is absolutely "iCarly."

414
00:18:16,915 --> 00:18:20,351
"iCarly."

415
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:23,092
Okay, before we go on-- we
are gonna introduce you guys

416
00:18:23,132 --> 00:18:25,900
to some very special guests here
in the studio with us tonight.

417
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,306
First-- my brother, Spencer.

418
00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:30,846
[Applause]

419
00:18:30,885 --> 00:18:32,484
Our new friend, cal.

420
00:18:32,522 --> 00:18:34,989
[Applause]

421
00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:37,628
And our science teacher,
mister henning.

422
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:40,100
[Applause]

423
00:18:40,138 --> 00:18:43,906
Heads up, hippie ladies, he's single.

424
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,715
So, why do we have these
special guests tonight?

425
00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:48,419
'Cause this is the first
ever-- --totally green episode

426
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,324
of "iCarly."

427
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,894
And by green, we mean--
--the electrical power

428
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:55,036
making this live Web show happen
is all coming from this one,

429
00:18:55,076 --> 00:18:56,812
little, nonpolluting generator.

430
00:18:56,849 --> 00:18:58,483
Zoom in on it, Fred-head.

431
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,755
Zooming.

432
00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:03,329
It's powering Freddie's camera.

433
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,501
And the two computers
that bring you "iCarly."

434
00:19:05,538 --> 00:19:07,105
And all the lights.

435
00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:20,222
Especially our new environmentally
green strobe lights.

436
00:19:20,278 --> 00:19:21,878
[Music]

437
00:19:27,029 --> 00:19:27,861
A toast.

438
00:19:27,898 --> 00:19:28,564
Toast.

439
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,900
A toast.

440
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,671
To Carly Shay, and the
first project ever

441
00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:35,878
in my class to get an a-plus.

442
00:19:35,918 --> 00:19:41,555
[Cheering]

443
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,301
And a toast to Cal.

444
00:19:44,339 --> 00:19:46,140
[Cheering]

445
00:19:46,178 --> 00:19:47,078
Good goin' Carls.

446
00:19:47,113 --> 00:19:52,251
Now, you don't have to go on
that root and berry retreat,

447
00:19:52,294 --> 00:19:56,030
which all the kids say
is an awesome time.

448
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,737
And they don't say it sarcastically.

449
00:19:59,777 --> 00:20:02,811
I have to go on the
root and berry retreat.

450
00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:05,552
Mister henning, I gotta say, now
that you gave me an a-plus,

451
00:20:05,591 --> 00:20:08,225
I think you're a pretty
darn good science teacher.

452
00:20:08,265 --> 00:20:09,431
Thank you, Carly.

453
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:12,302
You know, when I was at Ridgeway,
we had this science teacher

454
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,408
who was such a loser.

455
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:18,448
I mean, like a freaky weirdo, and
he smelled like rotting wood.

456
00:20:18,489 --> 00:20:19,756
Spencer-- hmm?

457
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,026
That was me.

458
00:20:21,063 --> 00:20:22,363
What?

459
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,535
Oh.

460
00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:26,174
Hey.

461
00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:27,776
Check out that guy over there.

462
00:20:27,813 --> 00:20:28,413
Blue shirt?

463
00:20:28,448 --> 00:20:30,649
Yeah.

464
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,389
Guy's got a sweet haircut.

465
00:20:33,427 --> 00:20:35,261
Where does a fellow get
a haircut like that?

466
00:20:35,298 --> 00:20:37,233
Not at my barber.

467
00:20:37,271 --> 00:20:41,974
Come on.

468
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:44,551
Hey, excuse us.

469
00:20:44,589 --> 00:20:46,257
We were wondering where
you get your hair cut.

470
00:20:46,294 --> 00:20:49,562
It's pretty sweet.

471
00:20:49,602 --> 00:20:50,034
Me?

472
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:50,436
Yeah.

473
00:20:50,471 --> 00:20:50,937
Uh-huh.

474
00:20:50,972 --> 00:20:51,372
Hey.

475
00:20:51,406 --> 00:20:52,439
You know, I was wondering
the same thing.

476
00:20:52,476 --> 00:20:53,809
Where do you get your hair cut?

477
00:20:53,847 --> 00:20:56,014
Uh, I don't remember.

478
00:20:56,051 --> 00:21:00,921
Oh, come on, you can't
remem-- wait a second.

479
00:21:00,964 --> 00:21:02,365
I've seen your face.

480
00:21:02,401 --> 00:21:06,637
Uh, no.
I don't-- FBI most wanted.

481
00:21:06,678 --> 00:21:07,611
You're a criminal.

482
00:21:07,648 --> 00:21:14,653
What?
It's-- stop!

483
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,132
Go after him.

484
00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:16,500
I'll call it in.

485
00:21:16,538 --> 00:21:17,538
Let's get him.

486
00:21:17,573 --> 00:21:18,106
What's goin' on?

487
00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:19,609
That guy's wanted by the FBI.

488
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,312
Why?

489
00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:21,047
What'd he do?

490
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,550
Refill?

491
00:21:23,590 --> 00:21:25,857
He buys and sells black
market uranium rods

492
00:21:25,895 --> 00:21:30,264
to create nuclear power
which is extremely illegal.

493
00:21:30,306 --> 00:21:32,374
You guys know anything about that?

494
00:21:32,411 --> 00:21:33,144
No.

495
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:33,680
Uh-uh.

496
00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:36,817
I like smoothies.

497
00:21:36,857 --> 00:21:37,957
This is officer price.

498
00:21:37,993 --> 00:21:40,427
We got a 10-41 at the groovy smoothie.

499
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,266
Two officers in foot
pursuit of a top ten

500
00:21:42,303 --> 00:21:45,071
FBI most wanted criminal.

501
00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:47,110
[Slurps drink]

502
00:21:52,697 --> 00:21:58,301
You built an illegal
nuclear-powered generator?

503
00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:02,614
Uh, sorta, maybe.

504
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:06,825
But I still get an a-plus, right?

505
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:10,270
A-minus?

506
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,311
Root and berry?

507
00:22:12,349 --> 00:22:13,949
[Music]

508
00:22:25,449 --> 00:22:27,550
Root?

509
00:22:27,587 --> 00:22:31,223
Sure.

510
00:22:31,264 --> 00:22:33,666
Berry?

511
00:22:33,704 --> 00:22:37,640
Thanks.

512
00:22:37,681 --> 00:22:45,153
Man, how long can it keep raining?

513
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:50,503
Here, the pan flute
should lift your spirits.

514
00:22:50,553 --> 00:22:55,103
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